Surprise, Surprise

I'm dead.

Better start writing the story about Altera. According to MK, they're expecting it.

I need a miracle. I'm sooooo out of myself at this point.

Can you just shoot me now? My hands are full.

This is the prize of going home early and being so lazy.

What will I do now? I haven't transcribed the "duhrrr" interview. Which reminds me I don't know where I kept the tape?